Tuesday, August 18, 2015

Er Rational Notations.

Like, I remember that a few years back, all vehicle owners were forced to change the patterns of the number plates. eg Black letters on white back ground for private vehicles and, Black numbers on yellow back ground for public vehicles. So many high fundu reasons were cited for the switch; whatever happened to those / what was the pressing need? (all letter writers \ painters had a jolly good time, courtesy our RTO!)

Like, I think Sania Mirza has lost the plot. So many sports lovers believed in her at early stages of her tennis career. The sharp rise & quick fall on the circuit was sure to happen, as (once) she started playing doubles instead of ONLY singles, in tournaments, after initial rising; whereas the wiser one would have concentrated more on singles! Look & compare with another contemporary sports person, (Sania’s anagram) Saina Nehwal, to whom, playing doubles is strictly taboo till today & look where she is today. Bravo, keep it UP & all the very best for All England / Olympics…..& and one feels at a loss of words while appreciating dear Leander Paes, who has recently won his 50 th doubles title..kudos, you are a class apart.

Like, I ponder upon RTO rule which asks vehicles to keep 30 feet distance behind a learning school vehicle; if all comply, what would happen with the traffic situation! C H A O S !

Like, I understand that playing ‘Pool’ is a latest fad amongst youngsters. I say that ‘Pool’ is to ‘Billiards / Snooker’, what ‘Mumbri’ is to ‘Bridge’ and hence our young terks, instead of wasting their time (& money & energy) on senseless games like ‘Pool’ etc, should start playing competitive Billiards / Snooker!

Like, discerningly, there is an over dose of Vidya – Bidya in ‘kahaani’’; but it is music to the ears..similar to Seeta – Seetha and Vasanti – Vasanthi etc, as in Southern regions. Unity in Diversity in our Bharat(h) des(h)!

Like, I observe either a news paper wala or a vada pav wala or a chambhar or a stall of Aarey Milk situated near to many traffic signal junctions in suburbs of Mumbai. Life of pedestrians would be a lot easier, if such encroachments are done away with.


Like, I am often saddened by closures & absence of old Irani hotels from aamchi Mumbai’s landscape, what with memories of paani-cum chai & bun/broon maska. I always think of many hours idled away in many such hotels in the City in the Eighties & Nineties. Upon entering & once seated comfortably at a listless wooden chair & round table, my favourite (and immediate) order would be four free commodities! (Paani, Pankha, Paper & Matchis – waiter, bring Water; Fan lagao; News Paper do aur Match Box do..to light a cigarette!) & over and above that, ek paani-cum lao…

BIG thaaanqueee all Irani Hotels ! Miss you.
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Milind Kale, 18th August 2015

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